The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
SB: $73.35
BB: $24.95
Hero (UTG): $50.00
MP: $23.25
CO: $17.00
BTN: $16.00
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, 3 folds, BB calls $1.25
Flop: ($5.50) 4 5 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP raises to $16, BB folds, Hero raises to $48.25 all in, MP calls $5.50 all in
Turn: ($48.50) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($48.50) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $48.50
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
MP shows 8 5 (two pair, Fives and Threes)
Hero wins $46.10
(Rake: $2.40)
Dealer: blaargh86 shows two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: SadLonelyFishy shows two pair, Fives and Threes
Dealer: blaargh86 wins the pot ($46.10) with two pair, Queens and Threes
SadLonelyFishy: what an idiot
SadLonelyFishy: too weak to fold
He gets up from the table, but sticks around to yell at me some more.... not sure how he coulda gotten it in worse there, but whatever...
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): BLAA FISHY ALL DAY HEADS UP CHUMP
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): 86??? Your a phukin kid go figure
blaargh86: lol
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): Stupid punk fish
(I flop trip kings and get it all in)
AcesCracked: wow
Dealer: blaargh86 shows [Kh Kd]
Dealer: AcesCracked shows [As Ac]
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): AAAAHHHHHHHHHH LOSER, U DESERVED EVERY BIT OF THAT
Dealer: blaargh86 shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: AcesCracked shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: blaargh86 wins the pot ($33.50) with three of a kind, Kings
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): PURE LUCK
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): NO SKILL
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): JUS USES MOMMYS CREDIT CARD AND CROOSSES HIS FINGERS
AcesCracked: lol
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): yeah laugh stupid, cause u reall y have NO CLUE
Unfortunately, I was on too many other tables to pull a goat and chat back at him, but it was pretty funny while it lasted.
As an aside, I haven't had to use my mommy's credit card to reload since last week.
Good times at $50NL. Blaargh86, I don't think I've ever run into you, but if I do, I'll give you a shout.
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