Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I finally have a stalker!

I watched the action while waiting to post at this table. It was obvious who the fish were (besides me, ldo) immediately. A few hands into the session this happens:


Full Tilt Poker $0.25/$0.50 No Limit Hold'em - 6 players

The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter

SB: $73.35

BB: $24.95

Hero (UTG): $50.00

MP: $23.25

CO: $17.00

BTN: $16.00

Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q of spades Q of clubs

Hero raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, 3 folds, BB calls $1.25

Flop: ($5.50) 4 of spades 5 of diamonds 3 of hearts (3 players)

BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP raises to $16, BB folds, Hero raises to $48.25 all in, MP calls $5.50 all in

Turn: ($48.50) 6 of hearts (2 players - 2 are all in)

River: ($48.50) 3 of spades (2 players - 2 are all in)

Final Pot: $48.50

Hero shows Q of spades Q of clubs (two pair, Queens and Threes)

MP shows 8 of spades 5 of spades (two pair, Fives and Threes)

Hero wins $46.10

(Rake: $2.40)


Dealer: blaargh86 shows two pair, Queens and Threes

Dealer: SadLonelyFishy shows two pair, Fives and Threes

Dealer: blaargh86 wins the pot ($46.10) with two pair, Queens and Threes


SadLonelyFishy: what an idiot

SadLonelyFishy: too weak to fold


He gets up from the table, but sticks around to yell at me some more.... not sure how he coulda gotten it in worse there, but whatever...


SadLonelyFishy (Observer): BLAA FISHY ALL DAY HEADS UP CHUMP

SadLonelyFishy (Observer): 86??? Your a phukin kid go figure

blaargh86: lol

SadLonelyFishy (Observer): Stupid punk fish



(I flop trip kings and get it all in)

AcesCracked: wow

Dealer: blaargh86 shows [Kh Kd]

Dealer: AcesCracked shows [As Ac]

SadLonelyFishy (Observer): AAAAHHHHHHHHHH LOSER, U DESERVED EVERY BIT OF THAT

Dealer: blaargh86 shows three of a kind, Kings

Dealer: AcesCracked shows a pair of Aces

Dealer: blaargh86 wins the pot ($33.50) with three of a kind, Kings


SadLonelyFishy (Observer): PURE LUCK

SadLonelyFishy (Observer): NO SKILL

SadLonelyFishy (Observer): JUS USES MOMMYS CREDIT CARD AND CROOSSES HIS FINGERS

AcesCracked: lol

SadLonelyFishy (Observer): yeah laugh stupid, cause u reall y have NO CLUE


Unfortunately, I was on too many other tables to pull a goat and chat back at him, but it was pretty funny while it lasted. 


As an aside, I haven't had to use my mommy's credit card to reload since last week.


1 comment:

  1. Good times at $50NL. Blaargh86, I don't think I've ever run into you, but if I do, I'll give you a shout.

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