Thursday, November 13, 2008

Tuesday, November 11, 2008


Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 5+0.50 Tournament, 60/120 Blinds (4 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from

Blaargh! (Button) (t4800)

SB (t3535)

BB (t1735)

UTG (t3430)

Blaargh!'s M: 26.67

Preflop: Blaargh! is Button with 8, 7

1 fold, Blaargh! raises to t360, 1 fold, BB calls t240

Raise with 87o a bit aggressive, but plan to dump to any aggression from blinds. BB will probably shove any reasonable hand, and should fold any garbage. My image is aggressive, but I always had the nuts at showdown. I don't expect a flat call here. So of course, he flat calls. From what I've seen of him so far, this means weakness, he's not a strong playah.

Flop: (t780) 7, 2, 2 (2 players)

He could possibly have A2 or A7, I think he would have raised pf with any med to big pair.... I hit my 7, so I put him all in and get kicked in the junk.

BB checks, Blaargh! bets t1400, BB calls t1375 (All-In)

Trips wasn't good enough, he had to pierce my penis, then twist it.

Turn: (t3530) 2 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Just in case quads wasn't good enough, let's add a Q on the river to play it safe:

River: (t3530) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t3530

Blaargh! had 8
, 7 (full house, twos over sevens).

BB had Q
, 2 (four of a kind, twos).

Outcome: BB won t3530

Blaargh question.... push too much on flop there? Bet 3/4 pot or pot then lay down to push? Tie up the neighbor kids and eat their dog in front of them? 

Monday, November 10, 2008


That Blaargh's weekend of poker. Blaargh drunk. Blaargh lose money. Blaargh drink more and lose more. Blaargh only play small buy-in sngs and tourneys on way to world domination. Recently move from $2 to $5. Go well until saturday. Blaargh go puke now. Or eat poker blogger, then puke. Blogger taste better 2nd time.

Blaargh start playing full tilt 1.5 years ago with playchip games (learning). Turn playchips into $$ in 500k playchip freerolls. Turn $20 in freeroll $$ into $600 in cash (after lose $50 this weekend) + 7 $26 Tokens. 

Lately been playing Mookie/Dookie/poooshfest. Down about $120. Fix that leak - no play until bankroll back up. (But still listen to Buddy Dank)

Blaargh need to work on bubble play. 4 out of 7 sng went on bubble. Blaargh want to throw computer at wall. Slam other things on desk instead, wake up breeding mate, she no happy. Stop poker for weekend, spend time with mate and spawn.

Weak heart condition no look below:

Sunday, November 9, 2008


Blaargh like eat humans. Blaargh like play poker. Blaargh like eat humans while play poker. Blaargh start blog, brag about destruction he cause on and off poker table. Blaargh read poker blogs. Blaargh link when he figure out puny human interface. That enough typing. Blaargh tentacles tired.

Until then, aces not get cracked and human bone not get stuck in thorax.