Blaargh like eat humans. Blaargh like play poker. Blaargh like eat humans while play poker. Blaargh start blog, brag about destruction he cause on and off poker table. Blaargh read poker blogs. Blaargh link when he figure out puny human interface. That enough typing. Blaargh tentacles tired.Until then, aces not get cracked and human bone not get stuck in thorax.
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ReplyDeleteBlaargh like julius goat. Blaargh let goat live as breeding receptacle and nutrient source for Blaargh larvae when he take over puny earth planet. That honor.
ReplyDeleteDefinitely a top notch first post. I look forward to more.
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