BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!

That Blaargh's weekend of poker. Blaargh drunk. Blaargh lose money. Blaargh drink more and lose more. Blaargh only play small buy-in sngs and tourneys on way to world domination. Recently move from $2 to $5. Go well until saturday. Blaargh go puke now. Or eat poker blogger, then puke. Blogger taste better 2nd time.

Blaargh start playing full tilt 1.5 years ago with playchip games (learning). Turn playchips into $$ in 500k playchip freerolls. Turn $20 in freeroll $$ into $600 in cash (after lose $50 this weekend) + 7 $26 Tokens. 

Lately been playing Mookie/Dookie/poooshfest. Down about $120. Fix that leak - no play until bankroll back up. (But still listen to Buddy Dank)

Blaargh need to work on bubble play. 4 out of 7 sng went on bubble. Blaargh want to throw computer at wall. Slam other things on desk instead, wake up breeding mate, she no happy. Stop poker for weekend, spend time with mate and spawn.

Weak heart condition no look below: