Friday, December 31, 2010
HAPPY NEW YEAR - BWAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAA
Anyway.... busting my ass the last couple months at work. If anyone's seen Black Swan.... I did the titles and main on ends (end titles/credits).
Been stupid busy, but still had a couple minutes to play a few hands, and actually play live cash for the first time over thanksgiving. Went to Rivers casino in Pittsburgh with my mother in law. Pretty much nitted it up, got AA on my last hand and made a couple bucks.... was amazed at how much limping goes on live.... holy crap.
Hope all is well with you kids in blogger land - I'll be back in full blaargh force around the 15th when my latest job is done...
:)
EDIT: btw - I completely realize the image above is pretty close to the worst bankroll management evah. At one point yesterday, I had just about every cent in my roll on the tables. It was too hard not to resist the complete crazies that came out willing to dump their entire bankrolls in my direction. Thankfully, I was able to withstand the inevitable coolers, and most of my hands held, and most of my reads were spot on. I won't, however, be playing 100NL again until I'm at least a little better rolled. Winning about 500 bucks yesterday helps put me in that direction though :)
Thursday, November 4, 2010
Quickie update
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Takin a break
I went ahead and bought my new sax even though I didn't hit my target - added my live winnings to the mix and I'm close enough. Coming in the mail today. New and creative ways to bug the crap out of my wife and kid.
I'll give poker a bit of a rest and probably just go back to what I used to do... a couple sit and gos here and there, mookie when I can, maybe a tourney here and there... I'd like it to be fun again, not a second job.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
F for EFFort
Am I the worlds greatest dad or what?
Tuesday, October 5, 2010
Moving the wrong way
Monday, October 4, 2010
Can I win a 95/5 just once?
Good news is there was no tilt. Just moved from one hand to the next, playing the best I could.
Saturday I got about 1 BI back, last night was break even. I did have one guy rr me on an 88T board, then CALLED my shove with JQo. Unfortunately I couldn't find any more good situations for that station. That got me back to break even, as a few minutes previously I had AA cracked by 66 aipf. Tons of hit and runners out these days as well. Gets pretty frustrating, but it does feel good when you have them tagged and know their m.o. and stack them.
Not a great start, but it can only get better from here, right? Right? Hello?
Thursday, September 30, 2010
Quietly rebuilding...
Thursday, September 2, 2010
Sunday, August 22, 2010
Monday, August 16, 2010
This soooooo made me want to do this again...
Blackhawk - Why I Love Soaring the Desert from NMERider on Vimeo.
36 miles from Blackhawk Mountain (Lucerene Valley) to Daggett. Song: Bardo by Vas from "Feast of Silence". 4/14/2010.
Had some free time during a render today at work and thought I'd see what the hang gliding scene was like these days. I flew for about 10 years, mostly in Ellenville NY, but flew tons of other sites and contests around the states. I hit 17,000 feet in Colorado (I had an oxygen tank so I wouldn't get hypoxic). Did tons of XC mostly around the 30 - 40 mile range (stupidly tough out east, much easier out west - the conditions are much bigger. Most of my flights were between 2 and 4 hours if I didn't immediately sink out or intentionally take a sled run. Almost like playing a poker tournament. The strategy was to know where the next thermal was going to pop off, how much glide you have between you + the next thermal, where a decent LZ was if you had to land out. You watch leaves, trees, birds, other gliders and all kinds of other crap that floats to find out where the air was moving.
There is nothing in the world like floating around a few thousand feet off the ground. I miss it, but it was SUCH a huge time suck. You're committed for the entire day, and good days happen very infrequently in the east. It's also not a cheap sport. Once you have your equipment though, it will last you a long time if you take good care of it.
It's not as risky as most folks think... but there is risk involved (obviously). I decided if I wasn't going to have the time to fly consistently and stay in practice, I wasn't going to fly at all. So that's the way it remains today. At least I can relive the dream through videos like this....
I didn't know this guy (not sure if he was flying when I was), but he makes a pretty good film - though I did turn off the music... it looks like he has a mic now - I like hearing the wind, cars, kids.... the wings act as giant ears - you'd be amazed at what you can hear on the ground from 2000 feet up.
For anyone at all interested in a full flight, he does this one narrated from start to finish. Not sure why he's on a single surface glider (essentially a training/noob gilder) but he does pretty well with it given the conditions, and there a couple of spots where he's scratching close to the mountain that are entertaining.
Saturday, August 14, 2010
whatever...
Anyway...still working like a mad man, so not so much time for poker, but when I do play I seem to do OK in the tourneys and sngs. Ring games are still a bitch, gotta work on that.
Wednesday, July 28, 2010
Road rage
So yesterday I peddle up to a red light behind a minivan. As I was approaching, the first thing I always do is check for a turning signal. Nothing. My choices are 1. go around the left - stupid, since if the light turns when you get there - as it did in this case - the dude will just gun the car and send you into oncoming traffic...they will never let you pull ahead and over to the right - blind aggression takes over and it becomes some sort of stupid game to them. 2. Move to the right and let the car pass you to the left whenever he gets up to speed (never the option when there is a signal), or 3. stop behind him. I chose the right, as I had plenty of room and he was obviously going straight. The fucker decides to gun it and turn right (I'm positive he saw me, as I was in his right window and almost past him when he gunned it - remember the blind aggression I was talking about?), still no signal and now cutting me off and hitting me, and almost hitting 2 pedestrians crossing the street - they jumped back just in time). I put my hand out to push my bike to the right (making a pretty good slap sound on his window - more on this later...). He finally jacks the brakes. I had turned my bike with the car, so I was unharmed, but pretty fucking pissed. I yelled at him to use his blinkers, flipped him the finger (oops, mistake I think...) and rode off. Shit like this happens all the time, dumb fucks have no idea what a turning signal is, feel like they own the road, will do anything to make sure they "win" like it's some kind of game... I learn to expect it... whatever... end of story right?
About halfway down the block I hear a car speeding up behind me, look around just in time to see this same stupid fuck chasing me down... he side swipes me again, and knocks me into some parked cars.... with a 2 ton minivan.... wtf? People go to jail for this shit, right? Not in fucking New York. The dude is screaming his ass off about how I almost broke his window (ummm, you mean the noise of you HITTING ME fucktard?) and gets out of the car.... I've had enough of this shit, ride a little bit away and pull out my phone to call the cops... his ugly ass bitch wife opens her door without looking behind her AND DOORS ANOTHER BIKER TRYING TO PASS!!! Fucking classic. Psycho fuck sees me with the phone and runs over to me and stands a couple feet away threatening to kill me.... meanwhile a cop is standing across the street. Just standing there. With his fat fucking donut filled thumb in his fat fucking ass. Ignoring the whole scene. Dude has car parked in the middle of the street, still running, door open, screaming at me. Cop is uninterested. I yell for the cop to come over - psycho dude hurries back to his car. Cop takes his sweet fucking time crossing the street.
I need to mention, that throughout this whole episode, I am the epitome of calm. As of yet I was unharmed (both times I was hit I was able to move out of the way of serious damage) If the fuckhead had started throwing punches, I had a 10 pound bike lock I could brain his sorry ass with. I didn't want it to come to that, as I've seen waaaaay too many movies where someone tries to defend themselves, and they get thrown in the slammer instead. No idea if that shit's real, but no way I want to find out firsthand. I have a wife already, tyvm, don't need a new one named Bubba. Years of dealing with pressure situations teaches you to remain calm and use your head.
I calmly explain to the fucktard cop what was going on and got the expected answer. "Nothing I can do, I didn't see any of it happen." Fucking cops. Fucking lazy ass piece of shit obviously didn't want any paperwork. At that point I knew I was fucked, and if I press, the fucker will throw both of us in jail. It becomes a case of he said, she said.... and in my case, it would be 2 against one with the bitch wife in the car. I have NO DOUBT WHATSOEVER they would lie their way through everything and I'd end up being the one charged with some fucked up crime.
I'm well aware that there are many bicyclists that break every traffic law ever invented, and go out of their way to piss off motorists. Shit, half of them piss me the fuck off. By the same token there are many motorists that just shouldn't be behind the wheel. If a bike runs a red light and hits a pedestrian, ouch, that hurts but most likely everyone walks away. If a car runs a red or a stop sign and hits someone.... well, the driver can walk away.... not so much the pedestrian.
I would love to see this fucker go to jail. There is no room for that kind of behavior behind the wheel of a car. A car is NOT a toy, dear friends - respect everyone on the road - you're not the only ones allowed to use it. I can't make other bicyclists behave so it's up to the motorists to be on the lookout. You're bigger than them. They can't hurt you, but you sure as hell can hurt them.
edit:
lol - this rant brought to you by the fine penmanship of William Gibson...
Friday, July 16, 2010
Apparently....
Now let me tell you how to make soap bombs from human fat....
*gratuitous waffles link, who posted his first....
Monday, July 12, 2010
Super-fun app
I just downloaded Thumb Jam. I haven't had this much fun with a new program in ages. If you have any amount of musical skill at all (and probably even if you don't) this program will keep you entertained for hours. I haven't been able to do anything else all weekend.... If you have an Iphone, I highly recommend it... take a look at their demos on the media page to get an idea of what it does.
Just as a general note, it seems v4 of the iOS broke Thumb Jam a bit. The workaround for right now is OPEN the app with headphones (or if you're playing it through speakers, insert the speaker cable) inserted in the jack. After it's running you can remove the headphones if you want. It sometimes crashes on close as well, but while it's running it's been pretty solid. The developers know these problems and are working on it, but it's still pretty usable and fun.
Friday, July 9, 2010
Wednesday, July 7, 2010
More Pimpage...
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
LOST VEGAS
Lost Vegas: The Redneck Riviera, Existentialist Conversations with Strippers, and the World Series of Poker... Las Vegas lures you to shed moral responsibility and piss away your money on indulgences like decadent food, entertainment, gambling, and sex. If you don't enjoy these pastimes, then what's the point of visiting the land of compromised values? Where else can you get a cheap steak, crash a Mexican wedding, get cold-decked in blackjack by a dealer named Dong, play video poker for thirteen straight hours, drink piña coladas out of a plastic coconut, bum a cigarette from an 85-year-old woman with an oxygen tank, speed away to the Spearmint Rhino in a free limo, get rubbed by a former Miss Teen USA, puke in the back of a cab driven by a retired Navy SEAL, snort cheap cocaine in the bathroom at O'Sheas, and then catch a lucky card on the river to crack pocket aces and win a poker tournament? Only in Las Vegas.
Monday, June 28, 2010
Checkin in
Still swimming every other day, up to 70 - 80 lengths (72 is a mile). Feeling really good about my progress, trying to get to 160 lengths in the next few weeks, but not pushing it. Would hate to hurt my shoulder or some other stupid thing by going too far too fast. Been feeling great at work, very alert, so the exercise is definitely helping. Too tired to play poker at night though. Couldn't last through the McLovin, seriously doubt I could stay up for the Mook.
Some freaky thunderstorms starting right now... one grey cloud in the sky spitting out tons of lightning. Pretty cool (unless I get hit!)
That's all for now.... don't forget to read Pauly for wsop updates, and congrats to CK!
Monday, June 21, 2010
Father's Day in NYC
I fixed up my wife's bike, hooked up the trailer bike to drag my daughter along, and we made our way across the williamsburg bridge, down lower manhattan and over to Battery park to find the labyrinth. It's a pretty secret spot right in the middle of thousands of tourists, it's unmarked and the gate looks like you shouldn't be in there. We passed it on the first try, but I knew the air races were going on, so we found a park by the water and watched the maniacs pull huge G's 30 ft off the water. It was ridiculous and amazing.
After bashing golf balls around the ramshackle course, we made our way to the Brooklyn ferry, then rode up Bedford and back home. I still had energy, but my wife was pretty beat (she hasn't been on a bike in a year, and 20 miles in 90 deg heat is pushin it a bit).
Played a bit of 50NL, played pretty well, but running horribly under EV (-5BI under) and only ended -1/2 BI down for the night. Someday I'll have a hand hold up... someday....
All in all a great fathers day. Wish everyday could be like this.
Friday, June 18, 2010
Go Sucko Go!!!!!!
Loretta's great pic.
PokerNews chip counts.
flipchip pic:
Thursday, June 17, 2010
Well... mostly made it to the McLovin!
I didn't have my glasses on, and the laptop was too far away to see the chat clearly, not to mention I was one handed, so if anyone tried to chat me I wasn't being rude, just incapable.
Started out a bit low in chips after getting blinded out for 40 mins, but not too bad. Got back to 3k fairly quickly, then got wonka to donate half of his stack with AA > AJo on an Ad Xd Xd board. Stayed pretty much in the top 10 for the rest of the game, can't really remember any other hands, just played TAG, position, situation.
Going towards the FT, I was getting SUPER tired (started swimming again). That kind of tired you get when you're physically spent and there is nothing that will keep you awake. I had decent chips (I think 2nd or so) so I planned on making the cash, then pretty much jamming away my stack to whoever wanted it most. I knocked out totenkopft (url?) for the bubble with a race 44 > KQ? or AQ? I think? then pretty quickly gave OhCaptain a double with KQ
Thanks again Cap, glad you put this on - hope you do it again!
*******
So... swimming. The last couple years have been pretty tough for me. My dad died from pancreatic cancer, and the whole ordeal really depressed me. I gained weight, drank a bit too much, was generally grouchy (for me, that is... which means I was only joking around 95% of the time instead of 100%). I pretty much stopped surfing, swimming or any other exercise. I finally looked in the mirror a couple weeks ago and decided I've had enough of that shit. Joined the Y down the street from my office and I've been swimming every other day for about 2 weeks now. The first couple times were brutal, but I'm starting to get back into the swing of it. I'm keeping it small for the moment at 5 200's (40 lengths) and adding a few every week until I can do a full workout again. In that time I've lost 10 lbs, and only need about 5 - 10 more to be back on an ideal weight. The weight didn't matter to me as much as the muscle mass. I've always been pretty thin, I still wear the same size I did in high school, but I've never had a tire flab like I do now. I feel a lot better, more alert, I sleep better... all the crap you don't realize you're missing without exercise.
*******
Poker... I've been quietly sneaking in a few sessions here and there, and generally enjoying poker again. I tilted off a huge portion of my BR over the last few months, and pretty much regret it. Nothing I can do about it now but rebuild. I started off with a couple sessions of 10NL to get my feet wet again (around 95bb/100 over 1k hands - lol) and have now moved myself up to 25NL. I'm going to stick with 25 and 50NL for a while until I'm comfortable enough to move to 100 again. I'm excluding myself completely from rush, I seem to tilt-monkey there way too much. Also been playing a few steps tourneys. Getting cold decked in the super turbos, so I switched to the step 1 18 mans. Won pretty much every one I've played recently. The fields at that level are generally pretty soft. Don't know if I'm going to go past the $26 ticket, as there's nothing much I want to play over that limit. I'm just doing this to have a little fun, no real direction in mind, so we'll see what happens...
*******
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
I'll be there in spirit (and chips) if not in body...
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Get off your McAss!
Having said that, I don't know if I'll make it, but I'll definitely buy in and blind out. Tough to play poker on our anniversary....
If you don't know what this is about, check out Oh Captain.... good work man.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
I hope you're recording this....
Simple Extraction from Dead Video / Live Video Festival on Vimeo.
Since Goat has nothing left to blog about, I figured I better take over with some crawsome till he gets back...
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Lost Explained...
Lost Explained
I'm looking forward to Goat's interpretation as well. Just because you intend that blob of paint to be a squirrel, doesn't mean everyone who looks at it will see a squirrel...
ffffffffffffuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
***edit - to add a little more slightly sane info... I could have easily gotten away from the AK hand on the flop. There was no possible way I had anything other than 6 outs there, and 100% he had TT or JJ the way he played it. I KNEW this and *called* his shove like the complete monkey I am. It wasn't even a tough lay down... I flopped nothing, he shoves for most of my chips, bink - in the muck, next hand please! I'm still super pissed at myself for that... if I laid down, I'd still be in the top % and been able to make a decent run. I had been playing super controlled the entire time, then I brain lock and make a stupid move like that.
Having said all that.... thanks again Al for putting this on and good luck to those in the TOC!
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Didn't even see this till now...
Who thought this sign was a good idea?
... And yeah, I'm at one of the most beautiful places on the planet watching an amazing performance, and all I can take a snapshot of is this sign. You can dress him up...
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
For Doc
Congrats on the new purchase btw :) I know I'm a bit behind in my blog reading... very busy lately.
Sunday, May 23, 2010
Coincidence?
Start another render a while later, throw on a Korean movie called Shiri and what the fuck... there's Sun.
I guess I should be watching the Lost finale right now as I'm sure I'm fucking up my Darhma, but as I'm nowhere near a TV, I'll have to wait until it's on Hulu or just download it later this week, but what a weird coincidence to see 2 losties in 2 completely disparate movies in the same night as the end of it all.... or is it?
Thursday, May 13, 2010
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
BBT #5 - PTR 5/3/10
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Saturday, May 1, 2010
FISH FISH FISH FISH FISH
Drinking and playing again. You'd think I'd of learnt by now. My obvious hatred of money knows no bounds. Work like a motherfucker all week, have a couple beers, jump onto full tilt tired as hell, blow 500 bucks, rinse, wash, repeat. I looked at my hand histories today. I wish I could play against a fish like me every session, I'd be rich.
Happy birthday, me.
That is all.
Thursday, April 29, 2010
BBT #4 - THE BUDDYMOOK 4/28/10
2 hands in I wake up with KK in the SB. I managed to weak bet my way into all of CK's chips when she shoved TP on the river. I chipped up a bit more, made it past the break then managed to lose a bunch of chips with AK soooooted twice - I know on the first hand I was the aggressor and was called by TT - don't remember the second hand. Rather than playing a good tight game like I should have, I shoved my remaining chips into I can't remember who or what cards a little while later for 50th place. I wasn't tilted, just too tired to go on. But the second I did it, I felt like crap... that "why the fuck did I just do that" feeling. Oh well. Play better on the next one.
Waffles. Hard core über donkasaurus. And a very funny man. Don't let him know I said that though. That is all.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
BBT #3 - PTR 4/26/10
Wednesday, April 21, 2010
BBT #2 - MOOKIE 4/21/10
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
BBT #1 - PTR 4/20/10
I have to guess I'm pretty much dead money in most of these tourneys, since I've not been playing MTT's and instead concentrating on cash. (and, oh yeah, I'm pathetic at poker to begin with, let's not forget about that).
See you at the Mookie (if I can stay awake long enough to register, that is....)
Friday, April 16, 2010
FTP Update
FUCKING RUSH TOURNAMENTS. Oh crap...
They've also changed Tokens to Tickets... I guess they're implementing the "steps" system ala Stars.
From the 2+2 thread:
A. Rush Poker Tournaments: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/rush-tournaments
It's Rush Poker applied to tournaments! Mostly the same as Rush ring games, with a few concessions to tournament play. The main changes:
- Instead of just tracking number of hands since paying the big blind, the small blind is also tracked.
- The actual amount of time since you last posted a blind matters nearly as much as how many hands you've gone since posting. This is to discourage stalling (there is no hand-for-hand, so we've made stalling detrimental/harder in other ways), however it's not so bad that you're unduly punished just for being very active in hands.
- When the tournament gets down to under 30 players, the tables start getting shorter (down to 4 handed tables when 10 players are left in a 9 handed tournament). This keeps the "rush" of Rush poker going.
- The tournament reverts to a normal tournament for the final table. This is also the only time you can observe a RushTournament.
As many guessed, all three "TBA" FTOPS events are Rush Tournaments. We have a Turbo, a PLO Knockout, and a big Rebuy. More details can be found on the FTOPS schedule and they will appear in the game shortly.
B. Tournament Tickets: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/tournament-tickets
We've completely revamped the old "token" system and created a Tournament Ticket system. If you had an old $26 or $75 token, it's been converted to a $26 or $75 tournament ticket. You can check your tournament ticket balance in the Cashier (where the tokens used to be).
This change allows a number of things. The most immediately visible include buying tournament tickets in the FTP Store, Iron Man Store, and FTP Academy store. Various freerolls (such as the weekly $1K Freeroll and the WSOP "Race to the Main Event" Freerolls) will award tickets.
Also enabled by Tournament Tickets...
C. Steps Tournaments: http://www.fulltiltpoker.com/steps-tournaments
Found under Sit & Go->Steps, start with $3.30 and work your way through 7 steps to get your WSOP Main Event package. Eventually there will be other Step 7 tournament with different end prizes.
We've incorporated the old $26 and $75 token system into the new step system (as Steps 3 and 4), and all Step tickets from Step 3 on can be used in any tournament matching that buyin ($26, $75, $216, $640, and $2100), so there are lots of "exit points" to be had if the final Step doesn't interest you.
There are many different flavors of each Step (including regular, turbo, super turbo, 4-man HU, 6-max, 18-man, 36-man double shootouts, and a few daily MTTs) so everyone should be able to find a Step that suits them.
D. Super Turbo SNG Changes: We've "standardized" the Super Turbo SNG offerings. Instead of the slightly weird and limited buyin levels, we're now spreading Super Turbo SNGs at every "normal" SNG level from $1 to $1,000. In addition, we've modified the Heads-Up Super Turbo structure. Instead of 3 minute levels starting at 15/30 they're now 2 minute levels starting at 10/20, and instead of 300 starting chips they now have 500. Structures for 6/8/9 handed Super Turbos are unchanged.
Joe Cada doc in the works
Guess the filmmakers got stupidly lucky on this one... it looks like they started filming before the gang went to Vegas and just happened to be filming the eventual winner. I'm not positive about that though - they might have just grabbed him after he hit the final table... the more I think about it, the more likely that scenario is. The content looks pretty good, though the production looks a bit shoddy (hey guys, need some excellent motion graphics? Give me a yell!)
I like this one better than the EP02 Busto to Robusto with good2cu that just came out. The filmmakers only get a few days to shoot, and though I think they could have made a great story out of his life, they just didn't capture what they needed in time. I also don't identify with him on any level whatsoever, so it's a tough sell to begin with. Worth checking out though.
BBT5!
Full BBT5 info here.
When: Monday, April 19th through May 24th starting at 22:00ET
Game: Deepstack NLHE
Buyin: $24+2 (or token)*
Password: 2010WSOP
Game: Deepstack NLHE
Buyin: $10+1*
Password: vegas1
Game: Deepstack NLHE
Buyin: Restricted freeroll**
Game: Deepstack NLHE
Buyin: Freeroll for BBT participating bloggers
Better...
Gonna go chill out for a bit. Not sure of I'll play tomorrow. Historically, Friday nights are hellabad for me, though saturday and sunday are cash cows.
*edit - I'm now up 6 buyins... Pretty much where I left off before the catastrophy.
Don't let this fool you. I'm still the fishiest fish on the dish.
I managed to cbet $12 instead of $1.20 on an A high flop and got shoved on. Fucking missclickaments.
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Testing
Probably won't get me to update any more, but worth a try.
If you don't know who the fish at the table is...
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Still working my ass off...
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Home game win
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Quick update
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Saturday, January 30, 2010
WBCOOP Event 6
Thursday, January 28, 2010
Wednesday, January 27, 2010
The Jason Ho Trainwreck
Tuesday, January 19, 2010
Someone punched me in the nose...
Wednesday, January 13, 2010
I finally have a stalker!
The Official DeucesCracked.com Hand History Converter
SB: $73.35
BB: $24.95
Hero (UTG): $50.00
MP: $23.25
CO: $17.00
BTN: $16.00
Pre Flop: ($0.75) Hero is UTG with Q Q
Hero raises to $1.75, MP calls $1.75, 3 folds, BB calls $1.25
Flop: ($5.50) 4 5 3 (3 players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.50, MP raises to $16, BB folds, Hero raises to $48.25 all in, MP calls $5.50 all in
Turn: ($48.50) 6 (2 players - 2 are all in)
River: ($48.50) 3 (2 players - 2 are all in)
Final Pot: $48.50
Hero shows Q Q (two pair, Queens and Threes)
MP shows 8 5 (two pair, Fives and Threes)
Hero wins $46.10
(Rake: $2.40)
Dealer: blaargh86 shows two pair, Queens and Threes
Dealer: SadLonelyFishy shows two pair, Fives and Threes
Dealer: blaargh86 wins the pot ($46.10) with two pair, Queens and Threes
SadLonelyFishy: what an idiot
SadLonelyFishy: too weak to fold
He gets up from the table, but sticks around to yell at me some more.... not sure how he coulda gotten it in worse there, but whatever...
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): BLAA FISHY ALL DAY HEADS UP CHUMP
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): 86??? Your a phukin kid go figure
blaargh86: lol
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): Stupid punk fish
(I flop trip kings and get it all in)
AcesCracked: wow
Dealer: blaargh86 shows [Kh Kd]
Dealer: AcesCracked shows [As Ac]
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): AAAAHHHHHHHHHH LOSER, U DESERVED EVERY BIT OF THAT
Dealer: blaargh86 shows three of a kind, Kings
Dealer: AcesCracked shows a pair of Aces
Dealer: blaargh86 wins the pot ($33.50) with three of a kind, Kings
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): PURE LUCK
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): NO SKILL
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): JUS USES MOMMYS CREDIT CARD AND CROOSSES HIS FINGERS
AcesCracked: lol
SadLonelyFishy (Observer): yeah laugh stupid, cause u reall y have NO CLUE
Unfortunately, I was on too many other tables to pull a goat and chat back at him, but it was pretty funny while it lasted.
As an aside, I haven't had to use my mommy's credit card to reload since last week.